Scary Mum on the loose

May 21, 2009  

I have realised - about 8 hours to late - that I left the house this morning without make up on, my hair hasn’t been brushed and I have two stickers on my hair which the beloved daughter had stuck on me and I had forgotten!

Now wouldn’ t you think one of the numerous people I have passed today would’ve told me. I’ve been to school, in shops, in work and I only discovered them when my head started to itch.

I’m also wearing clothes that I’ve had for about four years - definitely pre-pregnancy, in fact the wrap around dress I am wearing is being held together by a brooch as my boobs have definitely gone up a size.

Help is at hand though because I’ve been talking to Samantha Chapman. She is a make up-artist and she’s become a bit of a star on You Tube.

She has some tips on making us hassled Mums beautiful! Apparently though the majority of us want to know how to look like Audrey Hepburn or Sophia Lauren. I can see the appeal - not least because Sophia was not known for her stick thin figure! Although not fat I’d have more chance of looking like her than Posh Spice!

Listen to Samantha on My Baby Radio on Friday 22 May between 4-5pm.

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